Richard Stallman vs. Chuck Norris

I den lette ende: Stallman facts. Richard Stallman er naturligvis ham der med det der

  • Richard Stallman’s beard is made of parentheses. # Votes: 35480977
  • Richard Stallman never showers: he runs ‘make clean’. # Votes: 3587
  • Richard Stallman can touch MC Hammer # Votes: 855
  • Richard Stallman solved the travelling salesman problem by making everything free. # Votes: 602 Submited by bhrgunatha
  • The R in RMS stands for RMS. # Votes: 406 Submited by imike
  • rms’ facial hair is “free as in beard” # Votes: 349 Submited by thugbonnet
  • When Richard Stallman gets pissed off he doesn’t swear, he recurses. # Votes: 322
  • Vendor lock-in is when vendors lock themselves inside of a building out of fear of Richard Stallman’s wrath. # Votes: 248 Submited by yourself
  • Richard Stallman is the only man alive who can pronounce GNU the way it is meant to be pronounced. # Votes: 238
  • Richard Stallman compiled the first version of gcc with an hexadecimal editor. # Votes: 232 Submited by hexborg
  • Richard Stallman programmed Chuck Norris # Votes: 229 Submited by Igor Azevedo
  • Richard Stallman takes notes in binary. # Votes: 203
  • Whenever Richard Stallman looks at a Windows computer, it segfaults. Whenever Richard Stallman doesn’t look at a Windows computer, it segfaults. # Votes: 199
  • Richard Stallman discovered extra-terrestrial life but killed them because they used closed-source software. # Votes: 167
  • Richard Stallman can write an anti-virus program that cures HIV. Too bad he never writes anti-virus programs. # Votes: 161 Submited by DacholaEtecoon
  • Richard Stallman’s left and right hands are named “(” and “)” # Votes: 159

Previously:

Kristne præster samarbejder værdigt om forvaltningen af Fødselskirken i Betlehem

Med kosteskafte. De hellige mænds ophøjede debat varer et stykke tid, hvorefter de ca. 60 præster fra den græsk-ortodokse og armenske kirke fik hjælp til at løse deres problemer af det palæstinensiske politi.

No one was arrested because all those involved were men of God,” udtaler politiinspektør Khaled al-Tamimi fra Betlehem Politi ifølge BBC. For en god kristen må det i disse dage være ekstra rart at vide, at kirken i Frelserens fødeby er i så gode hænder.

Indisk delstat åbner genopdragelsesskole for aber

Macaque monkeysI den indiske delstat Punjab har de problemer med vilde aber, der i mange tilfælde angriber mennesker, stjæler mad og begår hærværk. Men nu har man fundet løsningen – aberne skal på genopdragelse i en særlig lukket institution, hvor de kan lære gode manerer, så de kan begå sig i samfundet på hæderlig vis, når de bliver lukket ud:

As more and more forests disappear, they are increasingly encroaching into human settlements, say experts.

The problem of rogue monkeys is particularly severe in towns close to India’s north-western border with Pakistan.

Officials accuse them of a variety of bad behaviour from terrorising children, snatching food from people and destroying property.

Macaque monkeys routinely destroy TV antennae, tear down clothes-lines and damage parked scooters and motorcycles.

“Besides people landing in hospitals after encounters with monkeys, the animals also often get hurt when house owners try to chase them away or keep them out by using live electric wires and other means,” chief wildlife warden RK Luna told the BBC.

The proposed new monkey school will take in the “worst offenders” and put them through a crash course in good manners.

“We have proposed a composite facility where scientific methods will be employed to change and alter the social habits of the monkeys,” Mr Luna said.

Wildlife officials hope to reduce aggression and train the monkeys to be more like the wild animals they originally were.

Genopdragelsesskolen er en mere human erstatning for et “fængsel”, der hidtil er blevet brugt til at holde de værste forbrydere blandt aberne fængslet. Meget human og usædvanlig idé, må man sige – og spændende at se, hvilke resultater dette dyrepsykologiske eksperiment kan give.

Link: Indian school for rogue monkeys

Medie bragt til tavshed af mumiestråler

Farlige mumiedødsstråler lammer heltemodigt medie

For real, et avisudklip fra Chicago Tribune, 20. marts 1921.

Fra The Hope Chest, en blog der er dedikeret til underlige avishistorier for ca. 100 år siden.

Bloggen tilføjer selv:

I think we all instinctively feel the same way about “brown spirit rays,” whatever their source. Then again, if Egyptian mummies turn out to be the primary or sole source of these brown emanations, then charges of Orientalism are sure to follow. In that case, our very favorite color of spiritual radiation is brown–we don’t want any trouble from the late Edward Said’s ronin bodyguards.

Længere nede i artiklen forklarer Mrs. Fairclough-Smith, at hun også er en profet, der blandt anden prædiker modstand mod jazzdans:

She said the couples dancing in the modern way would be shocked if they could see the evil figures of the spirit world that writhe about the ballroom in their midst.

Link: Brown spirit rays

Mellemøsten – interaktiv quiz

Mellemøst-quiz

Dette er ikke engang en joke, men en rimeligt godt lavet quiz. Vi hører så meget om Mellemøsten – har du styr på, hvor alle de forskellige lande ligger, og hvordan de ligger i forhold til hinanden?

Hvis ikke, er denne quiz en hurtig og sjov måde at få dem på plads. Og hvis ja, er det faktisk alligevel længe siden, jeg har set et så simpelt og dog samtidig så brugervenligt undervisnings- eller lærings-spil.

Link: Rethinking Schools Online